This Blogger’s Top Ten Ewww List

I figure that there are a lot more but I will choose just 10 things I do NOT want to hear about from anyone at anytime!

10.  Lengthy discussion of the route you took to get here. This drives me insane. Everytime we visit one of my sisters and her husband, the two men talk for about an hour on the best route blah blah blah…..

 

 

 


9. As we age, I don’t want to hear about your toned abs, no thank you very much! Get real and get a life…this is for the young folk if they must!

 

 

8. I do NOT care what sign you are! It’s all bull to me anyway and please don’t try to talk me out of it.

 

 

 

 

 

7. Honestly? Your kid is smart, OK I know that but really? Do you have to read me their whole report card? Of course, this is totally cancelled out for my own grandkids….I mean they really ARE the most clever and brightest and…….

 

 

 

6. So you inherited lots of money or hit it big in Vegas. Tell someone who really cares why don’t ya?

 

 

 

5. So I don’t mind listening to a little bit of bitching about your mean boss but don’t tear the ass out of it…..QUIT already….go on the dole like so many others do. Just leave me alone!

 

 

 

 

4. You got problems in your marriage? Welcome to the real world and get over it. Work it out! No one else will be any better. It pays to have some ‘stick-to-it-vness!’ Believe me after 41 years I know what I am talking about.

 

 

3. Don’t want to hear about all the damn pills you are on for every ailment known to man. Been there; done that. Had chemo and survived! Enough said!

 

 

 

2. Will not listen to your play by play rendition of the surgery you had. Even if it is a revolutionary wonder of medical science, I don’t need to hear it. It’s done? You made it? Good, where shall I mail a card to you.???

 

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT OR HEAR ABOUT OR KNOW ABOUT IS…………

1. Don’t care how cute you look sitting there, NO WAY……..shut up. Do not need to know!!!!

13 responses

    • LOL
      Yea, my darling mother in law who is almost 96 likes to share all the fun events in her life. Ugh….But hey at that age, she’s just happy something’s moving. lol

  1. I could go on and on about other irritating things but then THAT is another of the things that drives me mad…..people who go on and on and on and…………….

    • SO what do you think is the very first thing I am going to read? Yup, your archives. If anyone is able to share her views on this subject in an entertaining way I am sure it will be you. ha ha

  2. I agree with you about the report card. This one blog I read had a post about her son’s report card. It fact she scanned it and posted it. Who cares? He is in the 2nd grade. He got all 3’s. I didn’t comment on it to her, but I thougt it was a strange thing to put on a blog.

    • I know. A lady used to visit us every Christmas and within 5 minutes she had pulled out a piece of paper wherein she had written the grades and comments on ALL of her grandchildren’s report cards. It was horrid. And then I had to bite my tongue because I knew one of these grandchildren of hers had got suspended from school for two weeks one time for some rather unpleasant mischief he got up to. I could NOT break her heart no matter what.

  3. My number one is anything about golf. Go ahead, play it. Let me not play it. Please. And let me not have to relive your game. It’s too boring for me to play — it’s deadly to listen to the recap.

    Nice post and nice opportunity to vent!

  4. Oh I don;t mind a very quick word about their game but a play by play? No way. We have a dear friend who always seems to corner me at parties to tell me about his golf game; his swing. He even demonstrates for me. Finally I say to him, “I don’t care. Shut up!” He laughs and thinks I am kind of kidding but I am not. His poor wife has learned to turn a deaf ear to him. Mind you when he got a hole in one at the age of 76 I did call to congratulate him.

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